Welcome to the Crazy World of Mel

I’m gonna start getting back into blogging a bit more regularly now days, and so things might get a bit heavy, cause I’ve got a lot going on in my messed up little head at the moment. I apologise in advance if I get too heavy!

Feel free to leave your comments, ask your questions or even just tell me to shut up!

Happy reading! :)

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Little India , formerly known as Australia …. Tasmania executes last remaining Greenie. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Australia ‘s third language. Children from 2 parent hetrosexual families bullyed in schools for being ‘different’. Tolerance urged. Gay Marriages now overtake hetrosexual marriages as preferred ‘lifestyle’ choice. Kookaburra and platypus plague threatens North Western Australia crops and livestock. Melbourne shoolgirl expelled for not wearing Burqa: Being Christian, no excuse says school. Sharia law must be enforced. Japan announces that they will no longer consume whale meat as whales are now extinct and the scientific research fleet are unemployed. Australian Government have told the Japanese that Cane Toads taste like whale meat. Australia now has 10 Universities of Political Correctness. Professor Goldman of ANU says there is still a long way to go in the fight to stop people saying what they think. Australian Deficit 10 $Trillion dollars and rising. Government declares return to surplus in 100 years which is 300 years ahead of time. Prime Minister Mohammed Yousuf claims increased growth through more immigration secret to success. Wall Street banks merge to form new super Bank, Goldman Rothschild Ebeneezer Epstein Drescher (GREED): We’ll show Congress who is Too big to fail says CEO. Huge bonuses paid to executives to celebrate launch. Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped. Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being taken over by Islamic Countries. … No other country volunteers to come forward to help the beleaguered nation! Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. Jose Manuel Rodrigez Bush says he will run for second term as US President in 2032. Australia Post raises price of stamps to $18 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. After a 10-year, $75.8 billion study: Scientists prove Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of an Australian drops to 115 kgs. Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Vicindia and New South India .. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Senate still blocking drilling in Canberra even though gas is selling for 5,000 Rupees per litre and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Victims to be held partly responsible for crime. Average height of professional basketball players is now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters, and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2035 as lethal weapons. Australian Tax Office sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Carlton won this years National Footy final beating the Hindu Hornets 20-11 to 13-18 Southern Asia (formerly Northern Territory ) voters still having trouble with voting machines. I Love This Country!

So today was my 5th Mothers Day, and it still hasn’t hit me that I have been a mum for that long! I have been struggling to come to terms with the fact that Mikaylah is starting school next year! She is so grown up, but I still want her to be my baby girl. I suppose she will always be my baby girl, unless of course I have another one, but she will forever hold a special place in my heart. 

God that was pretty bloody mushy now wasn’t it?!

So this morning I got up early and watched some How I Met Your Mother episodes, and then drove to my Dad’s to pick up my little munchkin and spent some time with my grandma watching her feed her pet magpie, Oscar.

We then left for my Mum’s house, cause you know being mothers day and all I thought it would be a good idea to pay her a visit.

So we went and had lunch, with a grand plan of going to Pancakes on The Rocks, but guess what?! The carpark was full and the line outta the place was massive, so we ended up going to the ever so classy McDonald’s and then we ate it at the park. 

My little munchkin was so excited coz it meant she could go riding around on her scooter, so we ate, let her ride her scooter for a while, and then we went and did a puzzle and she even washed my car, while I was sitting inside it with the engine running haha! 

I came home, killed a spider, and have been watching footy and bumming around on the lounge/twitter/lappy. Now time to update the tunes on my iPhone cause half of them I skip over everytime they come on in the car.  

Gotta love Mothers Day. 

I am off to Northies very soon, it has the potential to get quite messy, so I will have to post some pics if it does get silly!

Will be an epic evening though! :)

SOUNDTRACK TO OUR LIVESSSSSS
So, here’s how it works:
1.) Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2.) Put it on shuffle
3.) Press play
4.) For every question, type the song that’s playing
5.) Don’t lie

Opening Credits: OK - Local H

Waking Up: Never Had So Much Fun - Frenzal Rhomb

First Day of School: Love Dump - Static-X

Falling in Love: The Judas Kiss - Metallica

Fight Song: This Isn’t You - New Found Glory

Break- Up Song: A Box Full Of Sharp Objects - The Used

Prom: Dilema - Nelly ft Kelly

Life: Don’t Get It Twisted - Gwen Stefani

Mental Breakdown: Rock Show - Blink 182

Flashback: 1*15*96 - The Ataris

Wedding: Speakers Blown - Hit The Lights

Birth of Child: Hollywood Whore - Papa Roach

Final Battle: Nookie - Limp Bizkit

Death Scene: Upstarts & Broken Hearts - Dropkick Murphys

Greet Death: Bury Me In Black - My Chemical Romance

Funeral Song: I Want It That Way - Dynamite Boy

End Credits: The Whistle Song - DJ Alligator